Jon and Kate thumb wrestle over rights to new show
November 8, 2009
The Face Off
The quickly fading media storm involving Jon and Kate Gosselin seems to be coming to a close. Just one more issue needs to be resolved. Will Jon allow Kate to make her new show, ‘Kate plus 8′ on TLC?
Lawyers from both parties have come to an agreement. The rights to the show will be settled by a one on one thumb wrestling match. Best out of three of course.
When asked why resort to such childish dispute resolution techniques, Kate responded, “Because I have spider hands, see?” No doubt she does. Jon responded by declaring, “She can take my kids, but she’ll never take my stardom.”
I am placing my bet on spider hands. She has made Jon her ‘bitch’ for so long I don’t think he has a chance
The match is set for November 10th, 2009. The results will be posted here.
UPDATE:
Jon wins! In an unprecedented upset, Jon uses a quick 1-2 thumb punch to put down Kate’s ‘spider’ thumb. Never doubt an Asian’s reflexes.
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